If he's not kayaking in El Salvador or surfing in Indonesia, he's somehow making world-class coffee at his mile-high abode where water boils at way too low a temperature to get a proper extraction. He has an ability to impart that wisdom to aspiring coffee connoisseurs around the globe through an infectious smile and a penchant for throwing together quick instructional Youtube videos.

Did we mention he's also a non-retired flight attendant?

Sorry, he's taken.